But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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