i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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