In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
