Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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