We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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