I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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