hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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