You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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