So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We are two peas in an std pod
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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