I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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