When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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