I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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