So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize