This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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