question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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