we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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