New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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