walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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