I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
id be glad to
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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