well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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