Who did Billy Mays play for?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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