he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
