I'm going to jail i love you
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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