More tranny stories later!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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