either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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