Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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