Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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