I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
