it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
