Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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