I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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