yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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