You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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