how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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