In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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