You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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