I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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