Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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