If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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