covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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