think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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