around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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