My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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