you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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