Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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