Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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