Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Oh god it's open bar.
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