Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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