he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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