Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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