Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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