Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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