McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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