Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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