just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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