The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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