But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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