Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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