I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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