so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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